Socials

Detective Thiel
A tried-and-true, dyed-in-the-wool, corrupted-to-the-bone pig, no mistaking it. Now this hog is itching for retirement. Known for planting drugs, falsifying evidence, and harboring hatred for people trying to work the system.
Johnny
Father of two little girls, Johnny's got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox, and hasn’t stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he's home by 10 pm every night.
Kira
Ex-Swedish National Ballet, acrobatic stunt pilot, racecar driver and three-time equestrian champion, complete with emotional swings as big as her prowess. Kira’s got more tricks up her sleeve than Houdini. She also dated a Hell's Angel – and since then, let's just say the switch has been well and truly flipped. Steals Crypto for fun at this point. Anything for some adrenaline.
Khalfani
Hailing from Nigerian royalty bloodlines, Khalfani originally came here to open up an office for a multinational corporation. Very dry, doesn't get jokes, and not here to be your friend, he drives everywhere with security at 100mph. Do not waste his time.
Anders
Been in the Albanian mafia his whole life and used to hustle Gold and Rupees – but now Anders just wants to live a peaceful life. No more breaking knees, just private keys. He already has it all – just not legally. One last try. Ten figures or bust.
Wolfgang
Construction worker by day, strongman and biohacker by night. Wolfgang knows the blockchain better than anyone, and his portfolio is nothing short of insane. A sleeping whale. While intelligent, don’t be fooled: this big tough softie definitely has an angry side. Blah, blah, blah, you DON'T want to see it.
Khalfani
Hailing from Nigerian royalty bloodlines, Khalfani originally came here to open up an office for a multinational corporation. Very dry, doesn't get jokes, and not here to be your friend, he drives everywhere with security at 100mph. Do not waste his time.
Kira
Ex-Swedish National Ballet, acrobatic stunt pilot, racecar driver and three-time equestrian champion, complete with emotional swings as big as her prowess. Kira’s got more tricks up her sleeve than Houdini. She also dated a Hell's Angel – and since then, let's just say the switch has been well and truly flipped. Steals Crypto for fun at this point. Anything for some adrenaline.
Keem
Keem may be new to digital theft, but he’s definitely an OG to real-life theft. Originally from LA, he came up off of credit card scams before moving to PPP, and just recently bought a list of hacked Coinbase accounts. He needs the gang, and the gang needs him. Keem is ready and willing to go farther than anyone else and risk it all.
Wolfgang
Construction worker by day, strongman and biohacker by night. Wolfgang knows the blockchain better than anyone, and his portfolio is nothing short of insane. A sleeping whale. While intelligent, don’t be fooled: this big tough softie definitely has an angry side. Blah, blah, blah, you DON'T want to see it.
Ed
Ed is an antisocial hacker from the Anonymous days who never had many friends He’s in his late 50s with no family around, and doesn't like showing his face – even to the gang. Very temperamental and touchy, he’s at his best when he’s left alone to work. Lives on weed and coffee.
Imani
Imani stands out as the greenhorn of the group. She’s a gearhead tomboy-turned-electrical engineer at UniverseX, and she’s been mining all sorts of crypto at home for years now. Shilled and rug-pulled three projects during the ICOs of 2017. Walked the dogs during the Shiba Coin stage. But now? Now she’s ready for something new. She’s also a known Supercar Enthusiast.
Johnny
Father of two little girls, Johnny's got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox, and hasn’t stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he's home by 10 pm every night.
Ed
Ed is an antisocial hacker from the Anonymous days who never had many friends He’s in his late 50s with no family around, and doesn't like showing his face – even to the gang. Very temperamental and touchy, he’s at his best when he’s left alone to work. Lives on weed and coffee.
Neo
With tiger parents who sent him to coding school at five years old, Neo is trilingual and super sharp. Ed’s protégé, he is quite possibly the scariest in the group because of his sheer potential. Doesn't speak much. Thinks unconventionally and has a finger on the pulse of all the latest technology.
Neo
With tiger parents who sent him to coding school at five years old, Neo is trilingual and super sharp. Ed’s protégé, he is quite possibly the scariest in the group because of his sheer potential. Doesn't speak much. Thinks unconventionally and has a finger on the pulse of all the latest technology.
Anders
Been in the Albanian mafia his whole life and used to hustle Gold and Rupees – but now Anders just wants to live a peaceful life. No more breaking knees, just private keys. He already has it all – just not legally. One last try. Ten figures or bust.
Detective Thiel
A tried-and-true, dyed-in-the-wool, corrupted-to-the-bone pig, no mistaking it. Now this hog is itching for retirement. Known for planting drugs, falsifying evidence, and harboring hatred for people trying to work the system.
Imani
Imani stands out as the greenhorn of the group. She’s a gearhead tomboy-turned-electrical engineer at UniverseX, and she’s been mining all sorts of crypto at home for years now. Shilled and rug-pulled three projects during the ICOs of 2017. Walked the dogs during the Shiba Coin stage. But now? Now she’s ready for something new. She’s also a known Supercar Enthusiast.
Detective Thiel
A tried-and-true, dyed-in-the-wool, corrupted-to-the-bone pig, no mistaking it. Now this hog is itching for retirement. Known for planting drugs, falsifying evidence, and harboring hatred for people trying to work the system.
Imani
Imani stands out as the greenhorn of the group. She’s a gearhead tomboy-turned-electrical engineer at UniverseX, and she’s been mining all sorts of crypto at home for years now. Shilled and rug-pulled three projects during the ICOs of 2017. Walked the dogs during the Shiba Coin stage. But now? Now she’s ready for something new. She’s also a known Supercar Enthusiast.
Ed
Ed is an antisocial hacker from the Anonymous days who never had many friends He’s in his late 50s with no family around, and doesn't like showing his face – even to the gang. Very temperamental and touchy, he’s at his best when he’s left alone to work. Lives on weed and coffee.
Detective Thiel
A tried-and-true, dyed-in-the-wool, corrupted-to-the-bone pig, no mistaking it. Now this hog is itching for retirement. Known for planting drugs, falsifying evidence, and harboring hatred for people trying to work the system.
Kira
Ex-Swedish National Ballet, acrobatic stunt pilot, racecar driver and three-time equestrian champion, complete with emotional swings as big as her prowess. Kira’s got more tricks up her sleeve than Houdini. She also dated a Hell's Angel – and since then, let's just say the switch has been well and truly flipped. Steals Crypto for fun at this point. Anything for some adrenaline.
Johnny
Father of two little girls, Johnny's got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox, and hasn’t stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he's home by 10 pm every night.
Anders
Been in the Albanian mafia his whole life and used to hustle Gold and Rupees – but now Anders just wants to live a peaceful life. No more breaking knees, just private keys. He already has it all – just not legally. One last try. Ten figures or bust.
Wolfgang
Construction worker by day, strongman and biohacker by night. Wolfgang knows the blockchain better than anyone, and his portfolio is nothing short of insane. A sleeping whale. While intelligent, don’t be fooled: this big tough softie definitely has an angry side. Blah, blah, blah, you DON'T want to see it.
Neo
With tiger parents who sent him to coding school at five years old, Neo is trilingual and super sharp. Ed’s protégé, he is quite possibly the scariest in the group because of his sheer potential. Doesn't speak much. Thinks unconventionally and has a finger on the pulse of all the latest technology.
Johnny
Father of two little girls, Johnny's got a lot to lose. He got burned hard for 1,000 BTC on Mt. Gox, and hasn’t stopped looking for revenge since. His family thinks he is an Actuary working for a Venture Capital Firm. All his suits cost $3,000+, and he's home by 10 pm every night.
Khalfani
Hailing from Nigerian royalty bloodlines, Khalfani originally came here to open up an office for a multinational corporation. Very dry, doesn't get jokes, and not here to be your friend, he drives everywhere with security at 100mph. Do not waste his time.
Ed
Ed is an antisocial hacker from the Anonymous days who never had many friends He’s in his late 50s with no family around, and doesn't like showing his face – even to the gang. Very temperamental and touchy, he’s at his best when he’s left alone to work. Lives on weed and coffee.
Wolfgang
Construction worker by day, strongman and biohacker by night. Wolfgang knows the blockchain better than anyone, and his portfolio is nothing short of insane. A sleeping whale. While intelligent, don’t be fooled: this big tough softie definitely has an angry side. Blah, blah, blah, you DON'T want to see it.
Khalfani
Hailing from Nigerian royalty bloodlines, Khalfani originally came here to open up an office for a multinational corporation. Very dry, doesn't get jokes, and not here to be your friend, he drives everywhere with security at 100mph. Do not waste his time.
Keem
Keem may be new to digital theft, but he’s definitely an OG to real-life theft. Originally from LA, he came up off of credit card scams before moving to PPP, and just recently bought a list of hacked Coinbase accounts. He needs the gang, and the gang needs him. Keem is ready and willing to go farther than anyone else and risk it all.
Neo
With tiger parents who sent him to coding school at five years old, Neo is trilingual and super sharp. Ed’s protégé, he is quite possibly the scariest in the group because of his sheer potential. Doesn't speak much. Thinks unconventionally and has a finger on the pulse of all the latest technology.
Anders
Been in the Albanian mafia his whole life and used to hustle Gold and Rupees – but now Anders just wants to live a peaceful life. No more breaking knees, just private keys. He already has it all – just not legally. One last try. Ten figures or bust.
Imani
Imani stands out as the greenhorn of the group. She’s a gearhead tomboy-turned-electrical engineer at UniverseX, and she’s been mining all sorts of crypto at home for years now. Shilled and rug-pulled three projects during the ICOs of 2017. Walked the dogs during the Shiba Coin stage. But now? Now she’s ready for something new. She’s also a known Supercar Enthusiast.
Kira
Ex-Swedish National Ballet, acrobatic stunt pilot, racecar driver and three-time equestrian champion, complete with emotional swings as big as her prowess. Kira’s got more tricks up her sleeve than Houdini. She also dated a Hell's Angel – and since then, let's just say the switch has been well and truly flipped. Steals Crypto for fun at this point. Anything for some adrenaline.